My official website is a dead zombie duck wandering the internet wasteland looking for brains and finding none, especially on facebook. This blog was started as a random drawing/story project about proto feminist zombies...er yeh seemed like a good idea at the time. Now it is just a blog about my art in general with the occasional feminist zombie thrown in

Friday, 5 September 2014

I'm pretty sure all these are 'finished' now, though I can never be totally sure there won't be more last minute tinkering! Working on three more so will post pictures of them as they develop.







Tuesday, 12 August 2014

I haven't posted on here in a loooong time, life kind of gets in the way and things can get complicated. But I am dusting myself off and getting on with it, I have a small art studio in Cromford and am beginning to make some larger paintings again. Here are a few that are works in progress, none of these are finished just yet, but are all pretty close:





I'll try post more as an when they are finished, but they are quite slow to produce being so labour intensive and they seem to be increasing in size and detail! I should have been an abstract expressionist, you can knock 40 of those fuckers out in a lunch break!

Tuesday, 17 December 2013

how not to play a Kramer 450 g


I couldn't afford to buy a Travis Bean, or an Electrical Guitar Company guitar, but (at the time) I could afford to buy a Kramer 450g (after a year long search on Ebay). This video is how not to play said guitar....sorry to anyone who either has ears, or owns and plays guitar well, I just like dissonance!

Friday, 6 December 2013


a page from an old sketchbook

www.sketchbookproject.com/users/jonprocter



Tuesday, 3 December 2013


burn a thousand bridges
grind it down to dust
let the flowers bloom
grow out and over 
a garden city
a bloom as red as rust


Saturday, 30 November 2013


I opened my hands
and from them flew a bird
it soared to the heavens
never to return


Wednesday, 27 November 2013


A sketchy drawing from yesterday, first one in quite awhile. Isn't my best but is a start to getting back into drawing again.