Friday, 22 February 2013
Now, before you start thinking of sauntering over there and trying out some age old chat up technique or impressing her with your knowledge of modern literary greats (Andy Mcnab and Dan F****** Brown, you ill educated knuckle dragging moron, do not fall into this catagory) notice she is reading a book by Virginia Woolf......no she didn't write little red riding hood.
It basically should lead you to assume that Elvira here is a thoughtful and well read zombie teen who is interested in feminist literature and ideas. In other words she is not going to be impressed by you at all you douch. What do you mean you've read feminist books? What? NO, FIFTY SHADES OF GREY IS NOT A FEMINIST TOME YOU D**K HOLE. IT'S A BADLY CRAFTED, BADLY WRITTEN CRAP-FEST WHICH PRESUMES ALL WOMEN WANT IS SOME RICH CRUMBY ASS TO DOMINATE THEM AND GIVE THEM SHALLOW MEANINGLESS SEX THAT REQUIRES NO CLITORAL STIMULATION TO ACHIEVE ORGASM. And what's with all the f*****g sighing in that book? The characters never speak they always ''breath'' words or ''sigh'' them.......christ.
Well if you want to still give her a try you can, go on go ask her for her number or whatever. Just leave me out of it!