My official website is a dead zombie duck wandering the internet wasteland looking for brains and finding none, especially on facebook. This blog was started as a random drawing/story project about proto feminist zombies...er yeh seemed like a good idea at the time. Now it is just a blog about my art in general with the occasional feminist zombie thrown in
Thursday, 28 February 2013
In the end she got totally fed up while filming Pride and Prejudice 2 : the return of Darcy and made a B-line for the free food during a break in filming. Sadly Natalie scoffed an infected hot dog that was 45% zombie horse meat, she began to feel a bit faint during a key scene where Mr Darcy comes out of the closet in the midst of a huge formal ball. She collapsed face first into the punch and was taken to the medical van by the crew. The medics just thought she had fainted due to the lack of oxygen getting to her brain because the corset was so tight, however her skin soon started to rot and peel off and she began to scream wildly. After eviscerating the ambulance crew she made her way back to the set, this time taking centre stage. Natalie ripped Mr Darcy limb from limb and turned the rest of the cast into human mince meat.
Needless to say Natalie is an old school zombie and doesn't take any crap off of anybody, she's happier now because she can eat all the human brains she wants and never puts on a pound, she can even have guilt free desert! If you want to ask her out on a date her main interests are theatre, fashion and horse riding. She also enjoys chasing people around at night and eating their legs, then toying with them for a few hours as they scream and try to drag themselves away...good luck on your first date!