My official website is a dead zombie duck wandering the internet wasteland looking for brains and finding none, especially on facebook. This blog was started as a random drawing/story project about proto feminist yeh seemed like a good idea at the time. Now it is just a blog about my art in general with the occasional feminist zombie thrown in

Saturday, 16 February 2013

Hetty was a good christian woman in life, but in death she fell in with the wrong crowd. She became the head of a satanist death cult (literally the head) and most nights she has a candle in her skull and is being paraded around covered in goats blood. It's not a bad afterlife but isn't exactly the infinite reward of heaven she was hoping for. It is true she has a lot of trouble meeting prospective partners in her current role, so you could maybe ask her out for a date. She'd know one thing for sure, you're not just after her for her body. But remember that she was a christian and is probably a little out of your league seeing as she is technically a bride of Christ, and he is a very tough act follow.

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